God help you all.

So it appears I passed my driving test today, with 9 minors I think it was. Not to shabby, still had 6 more cocks ups to spare. Now I can legally be let loose on the roads. I then went on to celebrate with a pint and a pack of smokes. I see a pint a half 11 in the morning acceptable after my success, all that say otherwise are wrong. Then went home and got attacked by that nasty horrible vicious guard dog of mine because I left her alone for a a couple of hours, you would think that she'd been left alone for days. Poor little oggy dog.