The beard is still going.

So as I never really have much to say at the moment which is more than likely due to the fact I do sweet fuck all for a living at the minute. I am going to do weekly updates of the unemployment beard instead of daily. I am still taking a picture every day and at some point down the line I will do a beard growth montage quite possibly with Eye of the Tiger playing because all montages should use it. It's the one thing about life Rocky taught me, if you can a montage you need Rocky montage music to back it up. Anyway due to the weekly beardedness thing going on you can actually see a significant difference between the pics I am going to put on here as there is going to be a week of beardedness between them. Makes sense doesn't it. I need to go pee so I am gonna finish rambling here and shove up a picture quickly before I make a mess. So every ... wednesday I shall post a picture of the bearded progress. I may actually keep my beard even if I do get a job, I am kind of growing attatched to it. One last thing I think I might work on a decent background for this place instead of using a random template. We shall see.

I kind of gave up on the beard thing

It got to the stage where it was ridiculously itchy, so I shaved only to find that my face was still itchy, no idea why it just was, so in hindsight I should have just persevered with the unemployment beard of epicosity. This was verging on a week ago now, and I shall continue once again to become an unbelievable hairy bastard. Not got much else to ramble on about, I get far to bored to easily. So here be the last day of the first attempt, it was starting to get somewhere I kind of regret doing it now but hey, and todays new slightly less bearded erm beard aswell. A before and after if you will.

Dunno why the second pictures a strange colour but I really can't be arsed to play about with settings just to get it right so you will all have to deal with it. The camera doesn't really do the beardedness justice as I think I'm more beardy that I look in the pics.

Capital One are useless fucking cretins and I hate them.

It started last month, because they returned a payment even though I had enough cash in the bank to pay them. But I ended up getting 2 £12 fines first one for a returned payment which was there fault and going over my credit limit which again was there fault for the unnecessary first fine. So I just thought fuck it and paid off the fines and figured I can't be arsed phoning them and explaining yadda yadda bull shit. Now I find out they tried to take a direct debit this pay day for the amount I had already fucking paid. Resulting in another £24 in fines, again totally their fault for not checking and updating their system telling it I had already paid what had to be paid. So they will be getting a phone call shortly with me ranting down the phone demanding these bull shit charges be removed as it was entirely their fault. Fucking bastards. I'm skint enough as it is with another £24 quid to pay. Also here is beard, it's got a long way to go before it is a truly spectacular beard.

Clone Wars

I've started watching it as I was running out of new tv to watch and I've not seen it before, I've watched maybe half a dozen or so episodes. It's okay I guess, not as bad as a lot of people made it out to be. But you get angry nerds whatever ever you do anyway. You see Yoda fight an entire Battalion which is pretty cool. Anyway its now day 4 of the beard documentation, it's getting to that itchy stage now. I must persevere through this horrible stage of the beardedness and get past it. Anyway here it is, I'm trying to block out the window to reduce glare but didn't really work that well. I could always just take the picture later when it gets dark outside or just close the curtain but never thought of that until I uploaded the pic and wrote all of this and I frankly cba to do it now. I probably will do in the future, but that's for future Craig to deal with. I just unemployed for another job this morning aswell at Linden Hall, it's full time and well it gives me money should I happen to get it, except that there is not much else that I've seen. I'm sick of being unemployed I want more moneh. Something will turn up, it's just a matter of time, that and the kids are heading back to school now anyway so a few jobs should pop up due to students with summer jobs leaving them to go schooling again.

I need to find something to do

I wouldn't ask about the title, it seemed funny when I typed it. Anyhow the beard continues, I need to find something to do with my time, I've resorted to documenting my beard growth. I kind of remember someone doing this and taking daily photos of them self and making a montage video, I may do that at a later date. It's starting to show a little more growth although that may be me sitting slightly closer to the camera so I can see el beardo more clearly. I think I am going to leave it about a week so until the 11th then shave away the neck and checks leaving the goatee part more... dominant? Not the word I was looking for but it shall do. Yesterday I went out and did a solo Wayne's World Bohemian Rhapsody thing, it was awesome, I will do it properly at some point though, just need to find 4 willing suspects. Having the dog in the back of the car doesn't really count. At least she didn't chuck up this time, yeah the other day I was driving down to the beach, took her for a wander, got back into the car and what do I find? Doggy spew all over the back seat. Yummy. Luckily there was a seat cover thing in there so the back seat was safe. This lead to doggy being showered to get it nice and pukeless, she wasn't to impressed with being hosed down.

Day 2 of the beard

Day 2 of me officially growing my unemployment beard. It's a crappy picture and I'm half asleep and need more coffee. Pretty much no change since yesterday, it will become a magnificent beard in time.

My Unemployment Beard

So for no apparent reason I have decided (all of like two minutes ago) to grow an unemployment beard. It shall grow long and trampish until the day I find my self in a work based scenario where people give me money for doing stuff. I shall also be taking daily pictures of my beard and accompanied face to see the progress of said beard. I should of done this when I first lost my job at Christmas, it would be very long and fluffy by now, but never mind. It begins today the 4th of September, actually was a couple days ago as that was last time I shaved but records will begin today. Here is picture number one: